gibbs: IM ALREADY AWAKE!
will: that was for the smell!
Anamaria- YOU STOLE MY BOAT
Jack : Actually - borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you
Anamaria- BUT YOU DIDNT
Jack- you'll get another one!
Anamaria (points at Jack) I WILL
Will- A better one!
Jack- A better one! :)
Will- That one (points to interceptor)
Jack- THAT ONE?!?!?!? -ME:)
Barbossa: why thank you Jack!
Jack: your welcome
Barbossa: not you, we named the monkey Jack!
Jack: NO!!! What are you doing! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth: yes the rum is gone
Jack: But why is the rum gone!?!?
Elizabeth: One, it a vile drink the turns even the most respectful men into complete scoundrels,two: do you realize that signal is over 1000 feet high! The ENTIRE royal navy is looking after me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
jack: but why's the rum gone!? -Erin
STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
Norrington: you are with out doubt the WORST pirate Ive ever heard of!
Jack: but you have heard of me!
Jack Sparrow : [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody well is now!
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow : There'll be no living with her after this.
Pintel : Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parley'.
Jack Sparrow:: That would be the French.
Will: where's elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe just like I promised, she's about to marry Norrington just like SHE promised, and you're about to die for her just like YOU promised. So we're all men of our words here, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.
Swann: Elizabeth are accepting the Commodor's proposal?
Elizabeth- I am
Jack: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Elizabeth- You like pain...try wearing a corset!
Swann: I've heard its the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth: Well Woman in London must have learned not to breathe
No one! He's no one! Aunt's nephews cousin twice removed. Lovely singing voice
Will: what did he use for a rope?
Jack Appears: human hair...from my back
Pintel: You. you're suppose to be dead!
Jack: Am I not? (looks down at himself) Hmmm (sees the pistols pointing at him) Puhuley, puhulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, parsley, parle, parle...
Jack: Parley! Thats the one. Parley! Parley!
Elizabeth: Thats it! thats the secret "grand" adventure of the infamous jack sparrow...he spent three days, lying on a beach drinking rum?
Jack: Welcome to the caribbean luv
I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest one's you want to watch out for, honestly. Because you can tell when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid -Sky
Cap'n Jack: "Now bring me that horizon.(hums)... and really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo-ho!" -demoncordy (Shannon)